Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're feeling mighty impatient -- maybe for feeding time, maybe just for your humans to get home from wherever they go all day. Try to just relax and nap your worries away. All will be well!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) When the humans wake up or get home today, you're ready for them! You may pounce and demand attention before they're quite ready for it, but that doesn't stop you. Life is too good not to share it!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If you spend all day staring out the window -- or, better, at a wall -- not only will you regain your deep kitty focus, you should also convince the humans you are completely nuts. That's a plus!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Sometimes you like to be alone, but right now, all you want is company! Maybe you're a bit neurotic about enemies, or, more likely, you just want to soak up some good energy from others!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Cats are more prone to humiliation than any other animal except maybe humans, and today you are extra-sensitive to that. See if you can get your pals to boost your spirits a little bit.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't be shy -- try something new today! You may want to get your whiskers dirty outside, accept some new dish that the humans are offering you or just poke around and find your own new favorite thing!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You need to avoid the temptation that comes your way today, whether it's to play too hard, eat too much or mix it up with critters who are much bigger than you! Take it easy and you should do fine.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Sometimes you really can't make heads or tails of a situation -- it's like you've never encountered anything like it before. Expect that in a big way, but your flexible feline mind can handle it.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Get your obsession on today -- with whatever is handy! Maybe you need to lick a human's arm until it's sterile, or maybe that one bug is finally going to succumb to your righteous wrath!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're in more of a mood for children -- and kittens -- than usual, and are quite playful if the opportunity arises. Use that great energy to feel young again, or just to lift some spirits that might be down.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Things may be slow around the neighborhood, but you should still learn a thing or two about those closest to you, thanks to your keen feline powers of observation. Keep looking!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're in your own little world for a big chunk of the day -- but what else is new? You should find that it's a little harder for you to figure out what's really going on, so you may want to hide under the sofa.
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