Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're totally demanding and out of line today, and the humans around you will let you know about it. Your pushy antics will scare the codependents and rile those authority figures. Chill.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your constant chatter will drive your human up a wall right now. Think before you meow. If you continue to run your mouth, the others around you might discount your gestures.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your favorite humans are buzzing with activity today. You, on the other hand, would love to hide in a dark corner and sleep. Be patient. The boisterous crowd will leave this evening.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) A stranger picks you out of a crowd today and makes you their number-one priority. They'll yearn to stroke your fur and enjoy your company. Don't scamper off. Sniff out the situation and make a new friend.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You love your diverse pool of human and animal friends. Today you'll bring your pals together for one reason: You want to be in the middle of the buzz. And luckily for you, they'll keep you there.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're not the one with the problem today. Everyone else is inappropriately dumping his or her angst on you. If you can't take the hissing anymore, excuse yourself and snuggle up to your favorite stuffed animal -- it doesn't talk back.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You have great energy today. Tap into that emotional electricity and go for the ride of your life. You'll zip through the afternoon with vim and vigor, rousing even the dourest soul. By nightfall you'll crawl underneath the covers, exhausted and satisfied.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Come hell or high water, you are determined to see a project through today. The time to focus on the end of a journey is now. You're ready to move onto something better and different. Tie up those loose ends and pounce.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Avoid manipulating the people and animals around you today. You might upset someone poised to help you out of a bind later on. Just sit back, don't be too judgmental, and let life happen.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If you pursue your passions -- food, family and fun -- everything will come up roses for you. Stick around and the miracle will happen. You'll find plenty of kibble in your bowl later this afternoon.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll find some long-lost passion in nature today. Avoid spending too much time underneath the covers. You've been a slug lately and your blood's coagulating, so get off the couch and move around.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You can count on your compassion to ease some rocky waters today. An ugly situation with an angry dog crops up this afternoon and it's up to your good sensibilities to defuse the animosity.
