Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're feeling feisty and clever today -- and you've got the good energy to back it up! See if you can cause some trouble early on, so your humans are off-guard when you assault them with snuggles!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Try hard not to lord your superiority over the lesser beings today -- they need a break! You can be generous and let them think themselves your equals, though eventually, the truth will dawn on them.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're feeling a little less physical today -- but that doesn't mean you're sick or puny! You just want to spend more time thinking things through, rather than racing around the house like a maniac.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Think about what's coming up when you deal with your business today -- you may not be thinking years ahead (cats rarely do), but you can tell that some actions are more sensible than others.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Life is still pretty great for you, and you may impress your followers (or onlookers, anyway) with some new stunt that makes you look like some kind of super-cat. Enjoy the adulation!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You are feeling the urge to make yourself useful to the humans today -- though they might not realize how much they need your help! See if you can lend a paw in the kitchen or with their computer work.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) If you're all alone today, you are probably feeling a little sorry for yourself -- but you have an easy way of making friends, so if you can get outside, it should be a good time for everyone!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Expect a challenge from another kitty, or maybe a bigger critter today. You might not be able to do much about it -- but you can keep your self-respect if you manage to show them what's what!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're getting something new today! It may or may not come from your favorite humans, though -- in fact, you may pick it up yourself in your travels. A toy or a friend or even a snack -- anything is possible!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's hard to keep up with all the demands for your attention and affection today -- where is everyone coming from? You've got plenty to give, but once you're exhausted, it's okay to retreat for a while.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Something really big happens today -- but you don't need to wait for it! Get out there and mix it up with the other critters around you and you are sure to create some kind of crazy alchemy that makes life sweet.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Try to avoid getting swept up in the epic drama going on around you today. Even if it's all feline, you can still stand apart and let it unfold as you watch. Your participation only makes you unhappy.
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