Aries (March 21 - April 19) Break all the rules today. When your human leaves for work, jump on the counter and lick the butter a few times. Although the evidence of your malfeasance is obvious, nobody catches you in the act.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Practice spontaneity and just take the day as it comes. You'll have a head full of racing thoughts, so slow down and take a nap or two. You'll feel more connected.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your overly chatty mood today will confuse the humans around you, so rely on touch and action. To get that extra attention, rub up against your favorite person's hand; for more snacks, hang out by your bowl. The silence will elicit a stronger reaction.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Today, have empathy toward your fellow animal and human companions. Baggage from the past is weighing heavily on them, so tread lightly and be kind; they'll return the favor.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You have a tendency to work against your morals just to impress others with your antics. To feel whole you must live for yourself. Today, check your motives and monitor those shifty feline decisions.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're a very cool cat -- others know it, but you need to feel it. Don't be so hard on yourself if you're scared, skittish or needy. Cut yourself some slack. When you embrace your downfalls, you grow.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your past will come home to roost. An unresolved feeling between you and a former love kitty dominate your day. It's time to bury the hatchet and free your conscience -- feel good about making amends.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're a street-savvy cat, and there's a new kitten on the block. Don't be threatened. Instead, take this newcomer under your paw and show 'em the ropes. The universe will repay this kindness.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Don't chew on things today, especially plants. Your nonchalant and careless attitude could lead to a choking incident. Stick with food and fake mice -- better yet, nap as much as possible.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Today, you're feeling domestic. Stay close to home and family. You'll love the comfort of soft blankets and warm, sunny spots. Enjoy the closeness of your favorite humans.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Although you want to do the right thing, your ego gets in the way -- then it's a matter of preserving your pride. Remember that you have nothing to prove to anyone. It's all about staying true to yourself.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Stop dragging around baggage today and find an outlet to relieve that inner angst. The corner of the couch is a bad option. Your scratching post is there for a reason.
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