Aries (March 21 - April 19) The universe never gives you more than you can handle, so keep this in mind when your food bowl stays empty all day. Whoops -- your human forgot to feed you this morning. Be patient. You have plenty of fat reserves to tide you over.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Don't let anyone push you into something that makes you uncomfortable, especially a bath. The tension in the air is palpable -- the sound of the water, the scent of your special shampoo. If you fight hard enough, you'll win.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) All you want to do is sleep as close to your human as possible. Unfortunately, they don't feel the same way. They're happy with you at the end of the bed, so respect their boundaries and stay there.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Don't feel guilty today if you and your human have different needs. Breaking out of that codependency is normal. Go ahead -- resist the urge to sit on his or her lap. You can always come back later for lots of love and attention.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Although cats are known for their independence, you've taken self-sufficiency to a new level. If you're not careful, you could land in a heap of trouble. Instead of knocking the food bag off the shelf, wait -- you'll be fed eventually.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You didn't chose the relationship with your human, but now you're stuck with him or her. Learn to accept their eccentricities. So what if they unknowingly lock you outside or forget to feed you? They still completely adore you.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're feeling hurt and angry from a past relationship. Painful memories from a previous owner or a romantic interlude gone bad have forced you into darkness. Seek the light -- take a nap in a sunny spot. You'll wake up refreshed.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Don't punish your buddies for caring about you. Your distant and melancholy attitude has created an uncharacteristic wall around you. No, following you around isn't overbearing -- just let them know you need some time alone.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Since nobody else will lead the charge, you'll just have to step up to the challenge. Problem is, you'll feel resentment toward your pals. Don't be a martyr, kitty. Either do it graciously or sit down and keep quiet.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Don't invest too much time and energy into others if that means you end up skimping on your own needs. Your fur needs stroking too. Set aside a few hours to engage in some self-care. Roam around outside or groom your coat to a shine.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If you fail to accomplish a long-term goal today, don't sweat it. After all, you're just a kitty. Keep practicing that new trick -- you'll get it someday. In the meantime, know that you're one heck of a cat.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Participate in life to the best of your abilities today. Don't skimp on the effort. You have a great opportunity to shine. And if you fail to live up to your potential, you'll disappoint someone very important: you.
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