Aries (March 21 - April 19) Try not to do anything new today. If you can, saunter over to a window. You'll be entertained all day by some great daydreams. Otherwise, try napping in a cozy closet. Practice the power of stillness, as it will certainly come in handy for your next prowl.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You might be experiencing some problems at home, little Bull. Perhaps a new addition to your household has shaken things up a bit. Try to be accommodating, but at the very least, go out and socialize a bit elsewhere. Share yourself with your pals, and things will magically take on a new perspective.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There's not much you won't be able to get away with today. You might as well aim high, since you're bound to get whatever it is you want. Focus on some really lofty goals, because you don't know when this opportunity will come around again.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) The Moon will help balance you out a bit today, little Crab. Instead of holing yourself up at home, you may just get a sudden urge to socialize! Granted, the outcome is completely up to you, but if you pay attention to your keen intuition, you may just conjure up some good energy that will last for days and days.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You are probably the only cat on Earth who could pull off a day like this! Because of your supreme confidence and love of the spotlight, you will revel in every minuet of this outrageously unpredictable day. Weaker beasts would shrink at the apparent schizophrenia, but not you! You let things take their course, and you handle it with pride.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Lighten up! At first glance, one might think you were harboring a hairball or something similar. Maybe it's time to visit that secret stash of catnip. Enjoyment of life should not be a goal; it should be a feeling, although it never hurts to obsess about your hair. At least you'll look good even if you're cranky.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Not only are you the cutest cat in the 'hood, you're also the most balanced! What a package! Beauty and balance are difficult to come by these days. Well, don't let anything break your stride. The next few days are glory days for you. Enjoy!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You've mapped out your surroundings with aplomb. Your steadfast gaze silently monitors every dark corner and dimly lit pathway. Good job! Sit back and wait for all that will fall into your lair. In fact, parade your kill with gusto. You've made an excellent example of your stealth capabilities, no matter how horrifying, and you deserve the applause.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Don't think too hard about licking the butter off that teaspoon on the kitchen counter. Just be sure to do it on the down low. You need to access all the energy you possibly can to get this day started. Once you swing yourself into motion, things will start to fall into place. Take it slowly; no need to start off on a bad paw.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) All things are possible today! Use your intuition to make special things happen. Even though it's not usually part of your nature, swing from the chandelier as you cross the room. No sense in allowing a silly thing like gravity to keep you down ... whatever gravity is.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Push through whatever may be impeding your wonderful 'joie de vivre' today! The day awaits your presence, and nothing can hold you back once you get going. Hit the road right after you finish your seafood surprise, and maybe pick up a pal or two to share your adventures with. There's always safety in numbers.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Today you may feel as though you have stepped through the looking glass and into another world. It's as if there's a slight chill blanketing your usual domain. Don't worry too much, though -- it's temporary. As soon as the sun emerges your strange feelings will be gone, and you can scamper about with all the energy you have.
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