Aries (March 21 - April 19) You might ignore the humans in your life today -- you've got bigger business! Maybe you're stalking a wily spider or coming up with new ways to show those stupid dogs who's boss.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Expect everything to work out pretty well for you today -- even the biggest, meanest dog should stay out of your way. Your great energy guarantees smooth transit everywhere you go.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You've got to deal with some extremely weird signals coming from the humans -- or maybe from a fellow furball. Communication is usually your specialty, but everything is going on under the surface today.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may have a little disconnect between your inner life and your outer expression -- your humans might not have the faintest idea what you're really thinking! You should reconnect in a few days.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) No matter what kinds of weird or embarrassing things happen to you today -- and something is sure to surprise you -- it's easy for you to maintain your feline self-respect. Show the world what you're made of!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your diligence pays off in a big way today, and you should find that your human friends are all eager for you to show them what you've accomplished. Is the house finally free of bugs?
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Try not to focus too much on what is right in front of you today -- you need to check out for a while and reflect on what's come before. Maybe an incident from your kittenhood needs to be dealt with?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You need to exercise some restraint today -- keep yourself from reacting like a jungle cat would! If you use that big feline brain of yours, it's easy to see that things are going to work out for the best.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may be a bit more neurotic than usual today, thanks to your concern with food, shelter and other necessities. See if you can ensure that the humans know what to do to take care of you.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The humans finally see you in the right way -- and you should be able to get them to give you the privileges you so richly deserve. It's a good day for you to get back to basics and enjoy the good vibe.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Life is much harder to make sense of today -- it seems as if everyone is speaking in code! Since you have a hard enough time understanding the humans on good days, this could get pretty ridiculous.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Sometimes life is hard for you, but then there are days like today! It feels as if someone has cleared a path for you so you can just glide through your daily activities like a big cat on the prowl.
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