Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's kind of a ho-hum day for you -- but you need those, too! Just kick back and go through the motions, as you need to keep yourself poking along from meal to nap and back again.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Have as much fun as you possibly can today -- it's easy! Your great energy makes you a beacon for everyone with an ounce of playfulness, and nobody's claws should ever come out for any reason.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You can't understand what the humans want -- it's like they're rewarding and punishing you at random! It could be that you've got to go along to get along for the time being and then just hope for understanding later.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're in the perfect mood to hang out with the humans for most of the day, if that's possible. If not, just leave them a message they can't ignore -- one that makes them happy, of course!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Deal with someone new today -- even if you have to negotiate through the window! Your ability to charm folks and get your way is legendary and now you can get something even sweeter than usual!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't be shy or humble today -- you're the ruler of the house and everyone knows it! You may have pulled off some stunning feline achievement recently and it shows -- folks defer to you!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You can see through almost any kind of deception today -- for instance, that seemingly innocent human in your life actually wants to get you all wet and soapy! Run away when the time is right.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You've got a lot going on in that kitty mind of yours and right now is the best possible time for you to keep your own counsel. If you reveal too much to the other kitties, you might have to let them share the spoils.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You have a serious problem with one of the humans -- or maybe the neighborhood's top cat. It's one of those days when it's all you can do to keep from lashing out wildly against authority!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're in the middle of a phase of pretty sweet energy right now and ought to be able to kick back and relax while dreaming up new ideas to try out later -- maybe to get past that new door!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Try to think twice before dealing with any other kitties -- or, worse, doggies -- today. They might be trying to trick you, but you're smarter, so you can outfox them if you put your mind to it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You are getting along incredibly well with your human pals today -- so much so that you don't want them to ever leave! If they go for the door, the odds are good that you do too, or at least make a scene.
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