Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're endlessly fascinated with your human's weird plastic and metal toys -- they blink, they hum and sometimes they give off some serious heat! It's a good time to snuggle up close with one or more.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You should find that your people are staring at you like you're insane -- so maybe it's time to take stock. You are acting a bit out of character, but you just feel full of ferocious feline energy!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You are opening lots of doors today, but you might not be moving through them. Your energy is just right for getting things started -- and letting some other kitty clean up after you're done.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're ignoring everyone who's trying to say 'no' today, which could land you in hot water with the humans. Sometimes you just have to reassert your own authority, though they might win in the end.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Have you been holding back from the humans? That's not really your way, and right now, your energy is just right for letting them know how it is with you. See if they can fix things up.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You need to deal with the fine print today -- though you're not reading it yourself, of course. Little details are all-important right now, and your feline instincts should help you figure out what to do next.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) All that brainy feline energy is begging to be put to good use, so make sure that you're dreaming up fun new schemes to try out with your friends -- feline, human or miscellaneous.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your obsessive side is out in full force -- again -- and you need to inspect each kibble before eating or follow up on each sound and smell that strikes you as new and un-investigated. Go for it!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're not in the most social of moods, but it's your birthright as a kitty to do things your way and spend time alone. If the humans come looking for you, it's up to you whether or not to hang out with them.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're feeling pretty weird about your human friends today -- they seem oddly distracted and unable to really cope with your need for snuggling. That's okay, as they should shake it off pretty soon.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Find a new way to tell the humans what you want -- your amazing, creative energy is just right for getting the word across. Things are going well for you, but they could always be a little better, right?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Try not to dwell for too long on all the different options before you -- as long as you can pick one and run with it, you shouldn't have to worry about lost opportunities. Cats can aways come back!
Our final 2024 mock draft projects four quarterbacks in the first five picks, but the Cardinals at No. 4 might represent the key pivot point of the entire board.
