Aries (March 21 - April 19) Life gets a little crazy today, and you don't really know what to do about it! You may find that you're dealing with so many little feline problems that you end up walking off the sofa or otherwise embarrassing yourself!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your good nature is on display today, and the humans are ecstatic over it! You may be purring your brains out or making muffins on any belly within reach -- so enjoy the good times!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Listen to your friends today, even if their specific words don't quite translate into your language. You can still understand the gist of it, and it might be incredibly useful stuff!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're probably not content to just sit by the window and stare at the world today -- you want to get down in the dirt and examine things piece by piece! That bug may be prey or may be a toy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You might spend more time than usual sacked out today, but not because you're sick or depressed -- you're just not letting your impulses rule you quite as much! It's a good day to just relax, anyway.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're on top of your game today, and your amazing energy should help you make the most out of any interactions with humans or other cats. Some are quite impressed with your amazing skills!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're the perfect companion for any human that just wants to sit and enjoy a sweet day. They may talk quite a bit, but you don't mind, even if you can't quite make out the specifics.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Spend some extra time getting your friends to see how things really are -- you may have to lead them around the house or the neighborhood to demonstrate your superior knowledge, though!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's one of those days when you really need to make sure that you're on top of your situation -- otherwise the other cats might try to take advantage of you! Just focus on the details.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your feline mind is supple and ready for new ideas today -- and they're on the way! You may learn all sorts of new things about the ways of the world, especially as far as the humans are concerned.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Make sure that you're wary when dealing with other cats -- or bigger furballs -- today. It's not that they want to have you for lunch, just that they may want to prove a point.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're complaining way too much today! The humans can't take it, so try to tone it down a bit if you don't want to wear them out. Try to focus on the stuff that's most important to you.
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