Aries (March 21 - April 19) You are surrounded by small, petty stuff that you know doesn't really matter -- yet somehow, your feline brain can't look beyond it. You might just have to deal with this silliness for a bit longer!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Sidle on up to a friendly human and let them know you're free for a nice long love session! You might not get what you want the first time out, but you should get some good purring in later.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're even chattier than usual -- which is pretty weird -- but you also feel like you've got something important to say. It could be that a human pal needs a word of advice or a fellow feline needs to learn the rules.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're obsessing again! This time it's not so crazy, though -- you've got a lock on that bird or fish or other tiny prey critter and don't want to let it slip through your paws once again.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You can play and frolic some other day -- you'd really rather just relax and let things happen. It's one of those days when you'd rather let the humans get things started than jump around and make them act.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You are totally on top of your life today, so any stress you may have been feeling recently just dissolves into nothingness. It's pretty sweet and you're tempted to share the good energy with a special human.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're feeling pretty sweet today and want nothing more than to lie down somewhere near your human friends and listen to what they've got to say. Even if it doesn't make sense, it's still comforting.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) A furry friend of yours does something extra-nice for you, even if it's just putting on a show for you out the window while you're stuck inside. It's good to know they care about you!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You and your kitty friends -- if you've got any nearby -- are locked in a mad race to see who can act the craziest today! You might have them all beat, as your obsessions are taking over your mind!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You need to be more observant today -- it's a really good time to practice your Sphinx impression! Just sit there and take it all in and you should eventually start to see what's really going on.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're just a little more timid than usual, which may be hard to notice, even if someone knows you well. You're less likely to reach out to new people or critters and might decide to burrow somewhere private.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Though you're just trying to help -- seriously -- everything you say comes across as snarky and whiny. The humans don't know what to do with you, so it might be a good idea to just let them keep bumbling along for now.
The NFL will allow players to wear protective Guardian Caps during games beginning with the 2024 season. The caps were previously mandated for practices.
Atlanta Falcons first-round draft pick Michael Penix Jr. said quarterback Kirk Cousins called him after he was picked No. 8 overall in one of the 2024 NFL Draft's more puzzling selections.
Tyrese Haliburton hit a floater with 1.1 seconds left in overtime to give the Indiana Pacers a 121–118 win over the Milwaukee Bucks. The Pacers lead their first-round playoff series two games to one.
