Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't let odd noises and strange scents keep you from fulfilling your plan today. You anticipated a day of freedom, outside in the fresh air. If you cave in to your fears, expect to while away the hours hidden in darkness.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Relaxation and leisure would top your to-do list today -- if you had one. Languish in la-la land until lunch, then savor each bite of kibble until your bowl's clean. Later on, hop up on a lap for lots of love. In short, a typical day.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your best is good enough today. Don't let your human's high expectations throw you off your scratching post. Stay under the radar and away from the scrutiny. A long nap in your favorite hiding place should do the trick.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Don't feel guilty if you exert some boundaries and your human steps over them. You have every right to hiss if they rouse you from a deep sleep. But don't dwell on your anger. Just slink away to another secret spot.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You've really let yourself go over the past few weeks. Your fur's nappy and that mood of yours couldn't be any worse. Be kind to yourself today. Gently roll around in your favorite spot -- whether it's a pile of dirt or your catnip-laden scratching plank.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Practice some gratitude today. You've let the small things gnaw at you for weeks. Get over it already. You're one pampered pet so act accordingly.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You feel victimized because your human kicked you off the bed. Did you ever stop to think about their needs? Your incessant haranguing left him or her with a terrible night's sleep -- and they can't nap all day like you can!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Resolve to start a new beginning today even if yesterday was a total disaster. You're not entirely responsible for every lick mark in the butter and tear in the couch. Your human should know better. Let bygones be bygones.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Get ready for a wonderful force in your life. This fabulous coup will happen later this afternoon when your human surprises you with a stunning gift. It's good for hours of entertainment.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Now is the time to clear the slate once and for all. A grudge is doing nothing for your attitude, let alone your looks. Wipe that scowl off your face and apologize. A broken vase, some spilled milk -- the ball's in your court.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're not the only kitty on the block who has human problems. Instead of complaining about your horrible home life, why not start a new feline support group? Get out there with the other cats and terrorize the neighborhood.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Steer clear of sketchy situations. If you're not careful, someone will try to hook you into a dangerous predicament. You have nothing to prove, so why risk it? Better to look uncool than to waste one of your nine lives.
Charles McDonald and Nate Tice's latest mock draft has five quarterbacks off the board in the top 13, a big-time weapon for Aaron Rodgers and some steals in the second half of the first round.