Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't give up on yourself today. You've struggled to meet a challenge for weeks now and you're just about ready to throw in the towel. Stop for a few minutes to reassess your goals. Maybe wet food every day is a bit too much to ask.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Get out of that self-sufficient mode and ask someone for help today; otherwise, everything will seem insurmountable. Rally those kitty friends to help you sneak outside or knock that bag of food off the shelf.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Avoid overindulgence today. You just love to sit next to your humans while they're eating, waiting and waiting for a scrap to fall on the floor. Well, when it does, don't scarf it all in one sitting.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're going out today -- and not on your own accord. But that's okay. Sit in that kitty carrier of yours and don't whine. Your human's taking you to a fabulous place with an interesting mix of two-legged animals.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You may think your haughtiness covers up your insecurities but others aren't fooled for a second. You might as well let down your guard. The real you is a much more likable kitty than you realize.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Sometimes you do things on purpose. You know you're not supposed to hop on the counter, but you do it anyway. Well, be careful where you tread today. A nasty surprise might be on the other end of curiosity.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You really want that extra wet food, but your human's totally oblivious to your charms. That's okay. You have tons of weapons in your charisma arsenal. If they continue to ignore you, pour it on thick.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're on edge today -- totally ready to explode with one crooked look. God save the person or animal who crosses your path. But don't let that anger brew longer than necessary. It's bad for your complexion.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Generations of stellar breeding has produced one heck of a moxie kitty -- that's you. Use your pedigree to benefit someone else. Don't keep all that good mojo inside; help a raggedy ol' tomcat get ahead in this life.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) A dreary day will sap your energy if you're not prepared. First of all, stay inside where the temperature is predictable. Then, head to the food bowl and fill up. You'll want to stay fat and happy today.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The world outside your door is teeming with life and energy. Problem is, you're not interested in any of it. Maybe you just need to chill out or reconsider your standing in life. If it's all too much, take a nap.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your head's kicked into high gear while everyone else is perfectly happy with their own pace. You'll stay agitated all day if you expect the world to ramp up to your standards. Chill, kitty, chill.
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