Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're going to surprise your human pals with some crazy behavior today -- crazy even for you! Whether you're freaking out over balls of paper or stalking invisible enemies, you'll be totally unpredictable.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Have you ever spent the whole day napping? Of course you have -- and why not? Today is one of those days in which everyone but you seems to be running around like a maniac, while you're just curled up somewhere cozy.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You've got to take the lead today. If nobody wants to play with you, then start skittering around causing trouble until someone takes the bait. You can be mega-cute when you need to be, and now is the time to turn it on!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You can't quite put your paw on it, but you know there's something up. It could be a trip to the vet (shudder) or maybe even a bath -- but you're positively certain that someone close is up to no good.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Someone new is going to come into your life -- maybe just for an hour, or maybe for good. Though you might be wary at first, you're sure to warm up to them before long, 'cause that's just the way you are.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It might take you all day long, but you're going to figure out how to open that door or that big cold box where they keep the food. Watch and learn -- the big folks can teach you a lot, though they seem to be a step ahead for the time being.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Life is pretty sweet for you right now -- so why not share a little fun with others? You'll be amazingly generous with food, toys, warm spots and anything else that you'd ordinarily reserve for yourself.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Look around for opportunities to help out around the house. Rearrange the papers into a more sensible order, give the carpet a good scratching so it looks lived-on or just liven up the room with a good yowl!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Are you ready for a gargantuan love session? You've got a big heart, and you need to purr out all of your emotions with a friend or your human companion. You don't need any excuse to climb up in that lap.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You might be a little anxious about your food situation, but don't worry -- the bowl will always fill up again. It might seem like magic, but you can always pester your human into showing you how they do it.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If you're stuck inside, you will most likely spend a lot of time staring out windows and trying to scoot through open doors to get a taste of sweet, sweet freedom. Deep down, though, you know there's a reason you are where you are.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's time for you to really mystify the folks around you, both furry and otherwise. Play for a minute, then hiss -- or pretend that you aren't hungry just before you scarf down an entire bowl of chow.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
