Aries (March 21 - April 19) Sometimes your human pals are incredibly confusing -- but you can still figure them out! Just stare until they give up the one clue that helps you make sense of it all, and then you can go back to napping.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's time for some vigorous play -- just like when you were a kitten and could go all day long (or at least until you fell asleep on your feet)! It might not keep you young, but it feels like it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) That brain of yours is always working overtime, and you may find that it's easier than usual for you to figure out what the humans are really doing, saying or thinking -- despite the species barrier.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Try your best to stick with what you know well today -- there's only so much you can gain from starting off in new directions! Sometimes cats just need to prowl the same territory for a long time.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're still a social animal, even if your ancestors were mostly loners. Today, you need to let the humans (or some other friendly critters) help you take care of basic needs. There's no shame in it!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't despair when the door shuts or you otherwise find your plans going awry -- you ought to be able to work things out! It's just a matter of waiting for the right time, and cats are well known for their patience.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Though you are filled with great energy, you may not be up for a romp outside. You'd probably rather sit by the window and gaze at the sun, trees, buildings and other lovely aspects of the view.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Try not to push yourself too hard today -- you can do everything you want, from snacking to napping, without stressing yourself out even a little bit! Don't get soft, though, because things might get tougher later on.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The humans let you know in no uncertain terms exactly what's going on -- and you need to pay attention! Their rules just got a lot more serious, at least in one aspect of life that concerns you.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Let your humans know that you're there for them -- purr a little louder, help a little more when they try to clean house or just follow them around so they know you're still there. It's a surefire way to get attention!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Use that awesome feline intellect for something new today -- maybe you could get your friends to help you escape outdoors for a while, or maybe you just want to lay an ambush for that dumb puppy.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You need to make a choice today -- one that could influence your life for a long time to come! The humans don't make all the big decisions, after all, and you can get plenty of satisfaction out of this one.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman give their early season assessment of all thirty MLB teams at the three week mark, as well as discuss the long-awaited debut of Texas Rangers pitcher Jack Leiter.
