Aries (March 21 - April 19) You need to just plug along and take each moment as it comes today -- you never know what's coming next! It's a good time to slow down and conserve energy, though the humans might get worried.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you spend all day long running around the house squeaking and purring, that is a day well spent! Even if you aren't a kitten anymore, you still know how to enjoy yourself -- even all alone.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's not the best day for you, as all your communication tools seem to be locked away! The humans just don't understand you, and that gets frustrating -- but fortunately, it doesn't last for long!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Curl up with someone close and let them know how you feel. It might be as simple as letting loose with a long purr session, or maybe you've got something a bit more complicated going on.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You may need to call in some favors today -- only another kitty, or maybe even a human, can get you out of one particular jam! It's not so bad, though, because everybody who matters loves you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Make sure that you're showing off as much as possible today -- even if you start to feel self-conscious (as only a kitty can)! Your great energy ensures a huge success at some point soon!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You need to see yourself as someone a little different than the figure the humans see, and today it's easy! Maybe you're a fierce hunter or maybe you're a wary protector, but one way or another, you get the job done.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You feel like a secret agent, scurrying about and covering up little secrets here and there -- the humans are none the wiser! It's a good day for you to retrieve something you've hidden.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You need to watch out! The humans mean business today, and there's really no way around it this time -- you've got to follow the rules, no matter how much you hate them. Things ease up in a while.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) What's most important to you? Whether it's dealing with that new kitten firmly or finally getting to visit the great outdoors, you need to hatch a plan -- and that feline brain of yours is ready!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're even more skittish than usual today, and just can't seem to trust anyone -- even the humans who have loved you forever! It's just a matter of time before you get over it, but for now, hide out.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Spend some extra social time with the other critters in your house -- or your humans pals, if you're the only furball around. You're feeling a little extra needy, so cuddle up and start purring!
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