Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're much more interested in toys and your other possessions (like your food bowl or climbing tree) than in the people in your life today, but you at least acknowledge their existence.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your intensity waxes and wanes, but today it's like a laser! You might find that you're stuck between some other critters who don't give you the space you deserve, but you can stare them down.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If you're hungry or bored, you just need to exercise a little patience -- the humans should show up soon to take care of you! Whatever happens, you should try not to freak out and get destructive.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Eating can be kind of an intense challenge for you -- especially if you live with other kitties! Today, though, you find that you are much more willing to share that special time with others.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Are you the local top cat? If not, you may want to try to do something about that today. Challenge another kitty to a stare down or something more intense, as you might get lucky this time!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You and your big brain are working in perfect harmony today! It's a good time for you to hatch new plans to get more kibble or to discover new ways to torment that big, dumb dog you love to tease.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You may not be a natural leader, but you're still a superstar! Other kitties orbit around you, or if you're the only furball in the house, you should find that your human friends are all crazy about you!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Listen carefully to the way the humans talk -- to each other and to you! Today you're able to suss out meaning where you had only heard gibberish before, and that might make you feel extra smart!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Little stuff like bugs and dust mites can drive you crazy today -- if you let them! On the other paw, this might be the day you finally catch one of those tasty-looking insects and learn something new.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're a big love bomb today! If you don't have any humans or other kitties to snuggle with, look around for an old blanket or toy you still love -- that can do just as well in a pinch!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Someone you haven't seen in a long time shows up for a surprise visit, and it's great fun -- even if it's just through the front window! You're not in the most energetic of moods, so don't play too hard.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Groom yourself a little more than usual today -- you feel pretty, but you want to make sure the humans really notice! Who knows, you may even get a good, long brushing out of it this time!
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