Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's the perfect day for you to finally zip past your human pals and play outside -- or in the fridge, or wherever else you're not supposed to go. The fun might not last for long, but it sure will be sweet!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You and someone else -- most likely a fellow feline -- are going to stare each other down today. It might be over something totally trivial, but that won't matter, 'cause your honor will be at stake!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You are one brainy cat, and today you can practically do rocket science -- if you feel so inclined. It's a good time to outsmart puppies and other inferior intellects, so look around you and see who needs schooling!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You might be hungrier than usual, but that doesn't mean your food dish will be any more full. Complaining won't help much, so you might just have to tough it out and wait for the next scheduled meal.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're holding yourself high today, but that might come crashing down if you accidentally slip and fall -- but hey, it could happen to anyone! You'll get your pride back pretty quickly, so don't panic.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Other cats might freak out when things change around the house -- heck, you do that yourself most of the time -- but today, you're going to welcome any rearrangements or new ways of doing things.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're so full of good energy that you might just pop -- but you know how to balance the fun with the quiet time, so you should end up just fine. It's a good time to share the love with someone grumpy.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Where'd your favorite scratching post go? Something has changed around the house, and you don't like it one bit. Let the powers that be know that the situation is unacceptable -- and you demand compensation!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're going to be more talkative than usual today, and while at least one human pal will be enchanted by your voice, some others will want you to settle down. You can't please everyone -- so please yourself!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're going to have to deal with a shortage of something. It could be that your food bowl doesn't fill up fast enough, or maybe the house is now devoid of catnip. Things will return to normal soon -- honest!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You are so full of good energy that you might not stop moving for more than a few minutes, especially late in the day. Someone is going to want you to chill and snuggle, but you won't be patient enough.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Lend a paw to anyone who needs you -- and that might be quite a few of your friends! Even if they think you're just getting in the way, you will know that you're actually making a big difference.
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