Aries (March 21 - April 19) Not all felines share your composure. Today you'll be forced to deflate some nasty egos, smoothing an impending ugly, hair-flying catfight.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Keep close to home today. Fortunately for you, your human will forget to close the toilet lid, giving you ample opportunities to stare at rushing water.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're funny, smart and cute, and you know it. Work it, kitty, work it. To capitalize on that sterling personality, try some new poses and gestures. Your efforts will melt your master.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Sometimes, natural instinct muddles that keen feline intellect. Today, step back and watch the world unfold. Intuition and universal energy will dictate your decision-making.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're a cat full of common sense. You assess people and situations from afar before you approach. Today, capitalize on your most valuable assets: discernment and restraint. Someone in your circle has less-than-genuine intentions.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Stay close to home today. Lounging in the light of the sun, you'll find safety and contentment. As the world turns outside, relax and tap into the peaceful tranquility that only your home provides.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Don't be shy. Ask for what you want today. The folks around you can't read your mind. Take your life in your own hands and go for the gusto.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) When you're in the mood, you can spread your attention among a group of humans and handle the pressure like a pro. The problem is, the social bug doesn't bite often. Force yourself into the limelight today. You'll love it once you get there.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Set some boundaries today. You'll need to protect yourself from negative attitudes. With changing weather comes heightened frustration, so stay alert for snappy, grouchy humans. Find a cool place inside and take refuge.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The humans around you are, simply put, busy. You, however, are living a life of leisure. You're taking the lack of attention personally, but don't. The craziness will calm down soon; be patient.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Although you're an odd cat, your quirks don't constitute a personality defect. You strive to feel normal, but deep down inside, you realize you're head and shoulders above the rest. Capitalize on your differences and let others enjoy your personality.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your long-cultivated discipline flies out the window today. You're completely out of control, and you want what you want when you want it. Practice patience and tolerance. The world doesn't operate on your schedule.
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Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman give their early season assessment of all thirty MLB teams at the three week mark, as well as discuss the long-awaited debut of Texas Rangers pitcher Jack Leiter.
