Aries (March 21 - April 19) You are a fierce predator -- but you rely more on silent stalking than brute force! Today is ideal for lying perfectly still, waiting for just the right moment to pounce. If you fall asleep, so be it!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your social skills are off the charts today -- so get close to some critter you've never been able to figure out! You should get some great insights, even if it doesn't turn into a cuddle-fest.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Try not to just flit from person to person and place to place today -- you are much better off keeping it real in one place, with one special human or critter to keep you company. You can be social soon, though!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're feeling pretty great today and when you feel good, everyone feels good! You can charm almost anyone with your delighted purrs and flip-flopping around on the floor, so work it!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You've made up your mind and there's just no budging you. If the humans in your life decide to force you to take that bath (or whatever), it's well within your power to make their lives miserable!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your urge to roam has returned, though of course you can only go so far from your food dish and favorite people. And if you live up high or can't go outside, you'll probably march around the house until you wear yourself out.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're up for some singing, dancing, performance -- heck, you'll even paint if the humans let you! Your artistic side is tapped into kitty culture in a big way and you might surprise someone with what you do.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If you're facing off with someone today -- feline, human or other -- you need to keep in mind the possibility that you might need to back down. That's not good for your ego, but it might be best overall.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're usually more about action than about deep thought, but today you need to slow down and let your kitty brain work through its problems. You should get to some interesting answers!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your heart is purring with love for one special human or kitty in your life -- even if they're nowhere to be found! You don't care, as long as they're alright and they return to you eventually.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There's nothing to do! You're just rolling around on the floor, not really doing anything, wondering when something interesting is going to happen. You may have to wait for a few more days.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're happy to look at the world through the window or any other way, but you know deep down you're not seeing the big picture. That's fine with you and actually you prefer your beautiful illusion.