Aries (March 21 - April 19) In an effort to groom yourself, a huge fur-ball becomes lodged in your throat. Instead of hacking it out on the carpet, save some face and take it outside and around the corner. Your human will love your thoughtfulness.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You've been paying way too much attention lately to stuff that doesn't matter. Who cares if you can't reach that furry mouse underneath the couch? And stop begging for more food already. Focus on your home and your human instead.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Focus your attention on the details today. Get outside and follow new scents, sights and sounds. Someone very interesting is headed your way. Open yourself up or you just might miss this opportunity.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Though you're normally a totally gabby kitty, today you feel quiet and reserved. Pay attention to your instincts. If you don't feel like mixing it up with the other felines, then stay still and take a long nap.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're a cat and cats don't speak. That's okay, though, because your sterling communication skills relay just what's going on in that kitty mind of yours. Luckily you and your human are totally in tune today.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't hesitate when it comes to making decisions today. If you waffle, you could end up in a serious situation. Safety calls for quick action. Get out of the way of anything with wheels coming down the street.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Take control of the social situation today. All those kitty friends of yours are hanging around with nothing to do. Rally them into action. Find something new and fresh for your posse of felines.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're all about business today -- no messing around. You want your food when you want it and dang it all if you'll sit inside when you're ready to go out. Don't settle for anything less, super kitty.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Don't overdo it today. Find a good groove and follow it until evening. If life's revving up your engines, find a cool place and take a long nap. Overexertion will just cause frustration.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Let everything settle down right now. You've been in a ripping mood lately and everyone around you, especially your human, is ready to relax. If nobody wants to participate, don't take it personally.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) When you walk in a room, all eyes are on you. You're the gritty kitty today and everyone wants a part of you. So, let them have it, but don't lose yourself. Preserve a sliver of your identity in a time like this.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Connect with someone important to you. If you're in the mood for some kitty time, find your best feline pal and spend the day together. Otherwise, hop on the nearest lap for that human contact.
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