Astrology.Com Daily CatScopes -- Thursday March 13, 2014

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
No matter what your role around the house usually is, today you're going to be top cat -- at least for a minute or two. You're filled with good energy that other cats (and maybe a few humans) will instinctively submit to without thinking twice.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
If you live with other kitties, they had better stay out of your way today! It's not like you're going to swipe at their noses (unless they have it coming) -- it's just that they can tell you're feeling feisty.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
You aren't going to want to deal with arguments -- you'll want things done your way the first time. If the humans won't feed you when you're hungry or break out the catnip when you're frisky, show them your disappointment!

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Things keep getting better and better for you! Today you might enjoy some tasty new chow or find a new toy that will send you into mock conniptions. Even if you're usually afraid of change, for now you'll love it.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You know you're the king or queen of the house -- and today is special because everyone else can see it too! You won't have to worry about any sassy cats or clueless humans getting in your way, that's for sure.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Do you ever have one of those days when you just can't take one more pat on the head? It's going to feel like that, but it could be that you're surrounded by adoring fans -- so try to be as gentle as possible when making your escape!

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Even if you'd rather just nap all day in the same spot -- and yes, that does sound pretty good -- your social energy is going to draw others to you. They can't help it if they want to stroke or play, so give them what they want.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You get a reality check today -- all kitties need one every now and then! It may come from gravity as you're trying a high-flying stunt, or it may come from your human pals when you demand extra food.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You've got a generous streak that's a mile wide, and even that good-for-nothing kitten knows you're a soft touch -- at least every now and then. You're feeling extra-giving today, and you shouldn't mind anyone mooching.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Something is not as scary as it seems, but that won't stop you from arching and spitting and getting your hair all stuck. Don't be too embarrassed when the truth is revealed.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You're so set on something that you can hardly think about anything else. It could be food, catnip or the great outdoors, but there'll be no shaking you from your mission until you fall asleep from sheer mental exhaustion.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You need to settle down a wee bit; see if you can do things your own way instead of trying to cajole someone else into doing them for you. If you can go solo, you'll feel great by the time you sack out tonight.

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