Aries (March 21 - April 19) Now's the time to learn something new. You'll have the opportunity this afternoon when your favorite human throws something over your head. Looks like 'catch' is the trick du jour.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You wouldn't normally let people push you around, so why start now? To preserve your self-respect, stick to your guns and stay focused. Listen to your heart and not to the voices of others.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Since all the other cats have scattered to other places, it's up to you to entertain yourself. You don't have to get crazy; just hop up to your favorite vantage point and watch the world go by.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You and your human need each other today. The two of you are struggling with emotional weakness right now. This mutual support will help you sail through the day. You complement each other beautifully.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You know how to entertain yourself -- that's the best thing about being you. Your imagination takes you to places few kitties dare to venture. You're a feline fun center and everyone wants in.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You'll sit close to your food bowl, watching it like a hawk. You're paranoid that someone will steal your snacks -- don't worry, nobody wants your stinkin' kibble anyway. Stop your hissing and get some fresh air.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) What a selfish cat! Everyone knows you're a stingy kitty, but today you'll take that reputation to a new level. You refuse to share the attention, the spotlight or your food. If you don't learn to give back, you'll find yourself in a real pickle.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Today, learn something new. What about a trick? Maybe a mysterious stranger or even a special hiding place? Whatever's on the agenda, stay open to opportunities. Don't miss out on what could be the best day of your life.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Unless you have something nice to meow, don't meow at all. You're pushy and rude today, especially when it comes to mealtime. Give others some leeway -- most people aren't on your schedule.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Throw on those itty-bitty Birkenstocks and head to the nearest commune: turn on, tune in and drop out. Stay scarce, but do it outside. You'll have much better results with your feline pals.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Don't work against your kitty pals today; you'll make enemies. Instead, create a spirit of community and encourage everyone to get along. Try something new -- maybe you'll actually have fun.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your gift of intuition comes into play big time today. A weepy, unstable human will throw you off guard if you're not diligent. All they need is a little alone time. Slip outside for a few hours. Status quo reigns later this afternoon.
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