Aries (March 21 - April 19) You can tell that the humans want nothing more than to take care of you today -- and shouldn't it be that way all the time? Go ahead and let them know whenever you're ready for food or comfort.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You should find that your people are eager to help you out today -- even if they don't quite know what you're doing! There's no time to explain in any way they can understand, though.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Somebody doesn't know who's boss around here -- but you can't set them straight! If one of your human pals gets out of line, you need to wait a few days before letting them know how they erred.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're going through some big-time weirdness right now -- but that's not so different from other days! What makes today special is that you're showing off for the humans more than usual.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You and your humans need to reach an understanding -- though that almost certainly means that they just need to do what you say! Getting them to understand your needs is the hard part.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You need to just enjoy today's energy and not worry so much -- let the humans take care of things for once! Your personal style is ascendant and you should find that other kitties follow your lead.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've hit a brick wall -- though hopefully not literally! You may have reached the end of your patience, or you may just be exhausted after a long bout of playing or stalking. Take a break!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're in a really good place, as far as you're concerned, and you can see everything for what it really is. Your human friends might seem kind of hapless in comparison, but you are in charge, after all!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're more interested in the humans and their business than you are in your fellow felines today, but there's nothing wrong with that! You may enjoy their screechy music or crazy TV more, too.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You should expect some great energy to come your way today -- and you might be able to influence events in a really positive way! Your human pals should see you as a good luck charm today.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Try to keep yourself on a tight leash -- so you can avoid making the humans do it for you! If you discipline yourself and keep from gorging or bolting, things should be fine really soon.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You are at the center of things today, which isn't usually where you want to be -- but for now, you're feeling good about it. See if your humans need anything from you, because you've got plenty of everything to spare!
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