Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're a bit more accident-prone than usual, which might really be saying something! Try your best to avoid any situations that could prove painful or embarrassing -- who needs that kind of stress?
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's so easy for you to get in people's good graces today that you might end up cuddling with someone who's super-allergic to you! Just show off your best side and see what happens next.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Take care of all the important errands you've got on your kitty to-do list today -- you never know when more stuff will start to pile up in front of you! It's the best day for you to get serious.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your human and other non-feline friends are more in touch with you than usual right now -- so take advantage of that and see if you can get them to let you in on what they're going through lately.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) What are you doing with your day today? Whatever it is, you may want to think again -- things are almost certain to change midway through the morning and leave you wondering what's going on.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Try not to get a swelled head over it, but you pull off something really cool today! It may be that you grab the attention of everyone around you and it's a sure bet that you feel quite pleased with yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Have you ever spent all day doing nothing at all? Of course -- and today is perfect for just that! If you can work it so you pass out near the food dish, so much the better, but comfort comes first.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Try to help out the humans in the kitchen or with making the bed -- they've got more to do than they can handle! It's a good time for you to just run around between their legs until they get the hint.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You can't get any special favors from the humans today, so just try to make do with what you've got and hope they change their minds in the future. You may want to try pouting -- that often works!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) What is on your kitty agenda today? It's all totally manageable and you can leave plenty of time for relaxation and play if you feel like it. You are one responsible cat and everyone can see it!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You are certainly feeling more relaxed about your relationships today -- even the dogs seem to make sense to you! No matter what has gone before, you are ready to start over and have fun with it!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You meet someone today who's got some weird ulterior motives. Maybe that nice human in the white coat wants to poke you with something sharp or maybe that kitten wants to eat your tail.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
