Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're feeling a bit testy today and it's easy to see why: Everyone keeps rubbing you the wrong way (well, figuratively -- nobody's that dumb!) and you need to let them know that you'd rather have fun!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're not feeling all that passive today, even if you spend most of your time all curled up in a ball, purring. Instead, you are irate over some tiny outrage that only you have noticed -- yet.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're full of sass and zip today, but at least one of your human companions seems to think there's something wrong with you! You may have a hard time rolling your eyes, but let them know it's all in fun.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You want to be treated right -- even if that means the humans go bankrupt! It's one of those days when you really need to make sure that you're demanding the very best of them in all ways.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're on top of the world and absolutely confident in your feline capacities -- so get out there and have some fun! It's easy to see that you're the top cat on a day like today, and your energy is limitless!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Avoid the temptation to show off or to get to be a little too full of yourself today -- that's sure to draw the wrong kind of attention from other cats or even from the humans!
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're so much more social than usual that you might start to freak out some of your friends -- so work your way through the group one by one, if possible! You can have fun with each in turn.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're so sure of yourself today that you might not even notice when things start to go wrong -- and they will! If a human starts laughing, double-check to make sure it's not pointed at you!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You are dreaming about taking a nice, long hike somewhere -- and might get started sometime soon. On the other paw, you might just want to keep dreaming and see what happens tomorrow!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) All you want to do is hide out and avoid people -- you may not usually be this timid, but something is driving you to take cover! It's just one of those weird days when being a cat is kind of difficult.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You love your humans and all, but sometimes a kitty's just got to go their own way! Today you are almost obsessed with independence and doing your own thing, so run around outside if you can.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's easy to get so lost in thoughts and daydreams that you lose track of time -- you may end up outside at meal time or sleep through the whole day! Try to focus on real life, if possible.
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