Aries (March 21 - April 19) If you're not racing around the house or the yard like a maniac, you're sure to feel all bloated and gross -- so make a ruckus! You need to make sure that you're getting all your kitty stretching in.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's so easy to endear yourself to the humans today that you may want to just follow them around aimlessly. It's sweet to see their reaction when you turn on the purring!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Tell that one special human what's going on. You need to make sure that you're feeling up for it, but there's no way for you to spell it out unless they are giving you their complete attention.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Poke your nose into everything today, no matter how trivial it seems. Even humans-only issues or venues are good for you to check out, so make sure that you're sleuthing everywhere you can!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You are feeling much more self-absorbed -- which, for a kitty, is really saying something! You may spend all day pondering your next move, but once you settle on something, you're locked in!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You and your feline friends are all hung up on something that seems really important -- like a closed door or a new addition to the neighborhood -- that turns out to be a false lead.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You have totally forgiven that one stupid dog or human who was so mean to you the other day -- but they might not realize it! Let them know that everything is cool between you two.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Take care of all the little stuff today, so you can kick back later and enjoy the good flow of energy. Your feline pals might not have the faintest clue what you're doing, but you feel good about it all.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Try not to become too disgruntled today, even if your humans are laying the authority on too thick. You're naturally a rebel, but if you push things too far, you may find yourself in big trouble!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You can show up those other kitties as underachievers today -- your energy is just right, and you may find that you can earn high praise from the humans with great ease. Don't expect it to last forever, though!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Someone close to you is dithering about whether or not to help you out, and you may just have to accept their decision. Sometimes you have to rely on your own feline energy to get things done.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're too quick to complain today, but your humans are pretty supportive. They may not be able to help you this time, but at least they know that you're not all that happy with the way things are.
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