Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your ability to deal with stress is under-performing today, so you might be better off just taking to the upper reaches of the closet and hiding out until the humans return to rescue you!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're much better at communicating with humans today -- so speak out! It might just be subtle body language, but they can pick up on it and might feel inclined to help you out this time.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're really worried about something that you needn't be. Try to remember that your human pals are always there for you and should be taking great care of you long into your old age!
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It kind of feels like you're being followed today -- but in a good way, like you've got a guardian angel. Enjoy the feelings of peace and security that come with it and try to take bold steps later on!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You are at no risk of embarrassing yourself today, if only because you're not trying anything too crazy or risky. Let the other cats fall off the fridge or run after paper balls while you watch.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You are a natural leader, though not everyone can see it. You may need to whip a few other kitties into shape today, but they are sure to be grateful once they see how sweet things can be.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your friends are getting in the way of your good times -- though you can't blame them all that much, really! You've got your ideas, they've got theirs and some kitty has to make the call!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If you've been feeling pretty left out lately, expect a big surge of energy to carry you back right where you want to be. It's a really good time to get the humans to pay attention to you and your needs.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's a good time for you and your enemies to square off -- though if things start to go against you, flee quickly! It's sure to be a mismatch in one way or another, so let the fur fly!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You've got plenty to deal with today -- so get on it! Your kitty business isn't going to take care of itself, so even if the humans in your life seem to think you are insane, keep pushing!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Let your heart pound mightily or sink deeply or do whatever else it wants to do today -- what's the use in fighting? You're just a kitty under the spell of some powerful emotions, but it can be sweet.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Snuggle up with a good friend -- human, feline or some other variety of critter -- and just spend all day enjoying the good energy that you create together. It's your birthright, so go for it!
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Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman give their early season assessment of all thirty MLB teams at the three week mark, as well as discuss the long-awaited debut of Texas Rangers pitcher Jack Leiter.
