Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will figure out all kinds of new ways to make life interesting. It could be that you get through a door that's been holding you back, or maybe you'll find a way to get a little extra kibble each day.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Try to slow down and stay modest today, or you might get embarrassed in a big way. Irony is king now, and if you make like you're a cool cat, you'll inevitably fall all over yourself at some point.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Nobody will be able to keep you from expressing yourself today, though they might get a little distressed if they don't realize that you don't mean any of it all that seriously. You just enjoy hearing yourself meow.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Though you're usually pretty self-controlled, today an irresistible impulse is going to strike that will practically force you to run around like a little maniac. It will pass eventually, and you'll get your self-respect back.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You are kind of a rock star in your own right, and you can easily find new ways to keep your human groupies happy. Your big personality is all you need to get your way today, so turn it on and see what happens.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Sometimes it's easy for you to get overwhelmed from all the activity going on around you, and today might be a bit much. If you're starting to freak out, retreat to somewhere that's a little quieter.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You know what you want and you might even have a glimmer of an idea as to how to get it, but it might be a good time to rely on your human friends for support. You'll be surprised by what they can come up with!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You are going to have a beef with the management that might escalate until you're incarcerated in the bathroom or wherever your time-out zone is located. Don't panic -- you'll be released soon enough!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Something of yours is going to get an upgrade. It might be your chow, your bed or some toy that has been kind of ratty for a while. You're going to love the change, proving that cats really can adapt!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The basics of your day-to-day existence are going to be harder to deal with than usual, thanks to your funny energy. Even just eating and drinking will present challenges, but your favorite human can make life easier.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're struggling with someone else in the household for dominance or just for attention from the management, and it could get kind of ugly today. It won't be violent, but it should be pretty weird.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You might notice a slight (or major) change in your diet. Don't turn up your nose right away, 'cause you might need to live with this for a while. Try to make sure that you are still getting all your vitamins!
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
Fantasy baseball analyst Andy Behrens offers up a series of pickups to assist every manager, starting with a duo of Rockies ahead of a Colorado homestand.
