Aries (March 21 - April 19) You should put aside any selfish concerns today -- though they may feel desperately important! It's a good idea for you to try things that might feel almost anti-feline in their altruistic nature.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you can spend all day just lazing around in your favorite spots, then you should consider it a big win. Someone tries to get you to be more active, but you're having none of it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your heart is pounding and you need to find a warm, friendly body to snuggle with. Make muffins on your favorite human or find a sweet kitty to curl up with until the can opener wakes you.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Try not to get too worked up over your big fears today -- they don't add up to much, really! In fact, though you're having a hard time with one human pal, you know it's all just temporary.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're feeling even better than usual -- and you may be able to infect others with that positive spirit! You should check in with those closest to you to see if they need a little lift.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You can look into that one human's eyes and see what's really going on. Your feline ability to read minds is heightened by your great personal energy, but you use it for good ends.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're feeling the flow of positive energy in a new way today, and you might want to see if you can share it with your best human pals. It's easier than ever -- and your persistence really pays off!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You need to make a big decision today -- but it's hard! Get some advice from the other kitties in your life, if there are any, and then move on to take care of whatever is bugging you.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You and your buddies -- cats, dogs, rabbits, humans, whatever -- are all in the best of moods today. At least, that's true as long as you're hanging around with them and leading the fun!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're in the middle of something big and new and wonderful -- and you are embracing the change in a big way! You may want to try to sneak out of the house or just find a new perch.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You've got to try something new today -- that is your birthright, after all! It's a good time to recruit a few friends who might be somewhat timid and encourage them to explore or just taste that new food.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Try to let go of something you don't need anymore -- maybe a habit? The humans are watching, and if they like what they see, they are likely to give you some sweet treat that should make it all worthwhile.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
