Aries (March 21 - April 19) You can do almost anything -- though you may feel somewhat put out by the weirdness of the day. See if you can get your humans to help you with the harder stuff, like leaping up on the table.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You are feeling a rather deep connection with nature -- after all, it wasn't all that many years ago that your ancestors were running around catching their own meals! Get out there and sniff around some, if you can.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're feeling somewhat oppressed today -- which is highly unusual for you! It's a really good day for you to let your humans know what's going on, though they probably don't understand you.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your sense of balance is quite important today -- good thing your people are so good at it! You may have to navigate a treacherous fence or just wend your way through a tricky maze at some point.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You need to avoid the temptation to indulge yourself solely in activities that you enjoy -- because your new obsessive ways are sure to bore the heck out of your human friends after a while!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You could be feeling more critical than usual -- and the humans are sure to bear the brunt of it if you are. Your good energy means you keep from yowling at them, but it may be tough to pretend everything is perfect.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Be extremely careful today -- you never know who's watching, and you wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of the wrong kitties (or humans, though they don't count nearly as much).
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You are the spark that sets things off today -- hopefully for the better! Your humans may wonder at your manic energy, but you can tell that things are only going to last for a little while longer.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're feeling pretty self-sufficient today, so see if you can take a hike and get things done on your own. If the humans don't let you out of the house, you should still have some leeway.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You feel like you could groom or stalk all day long -- your amazing kitty energy is limitless! See if you can get your human friends to give you some extra perks, as you can make the most of them!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You feel pooped! Whether you deserve the rest or not, you are surely desiring a nice long nap while the humans cater to your whims. Fortunately for them, your whims are pretty low-key for now.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You should find something new to do that the humans find adorable -- you've got a million of 'em! They need the infusion of cute energy, and you're just the cutie to offer it up!
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
