Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's important that you stay as grounded as you can today -- even if that means crawling under the couch and staying there! Your energy is dissipating, but you can get it back soon.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You are starting to understand more and more what's really going on with your human pals -- so you should show them you get it! Your great energy is perfect for making life sweet for everyone.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Try to get some things straight between you and that human or canine companion who always seems to misunderstand your relationship: You're in charge! You need to be proactive this time.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Don't be too shocked if the humans fail to get the point of your efforts at communication today -- they are in their own little world and can't see the truth when it's staring them right in the face!
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Before you snap into action today, make sure that you've take the time to figure out what's really going on. You may need to let one of your human pals act out what they want from you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You've got big desires today -- so get out there and stir something up! You may feel the urge to romp about outside, or maybe you're more in the mood to pull a heist on the snack cabinet.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're in a odd, slightly skittish mood today -- so ride it out! Sometimes you have to remind the humans that you're not on their schedule, so get out there and make something weird happen.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're the first to the food dish -- and your favorite nap spot, and pretty much everywhere else today. Your energy isn't the strongest, but your determination to get your way sure is!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Save your energy today -- you are sure to need it later! It's the feline birthright to nap all day long anyway, so go for it before the humans decide you need to get some exercise or something equally crazy!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You should see positive results from most of your endeavors today -- unless you decide to just close your eyes and dream of fat, helpless birds, that is! There's nothing wrong with that, of course.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) This is not the time for you to stick your neck out -- even if a friend really needs you! It may pain you to look the other way, but sometimes a kitty just has to look out for him- or herself.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You feel utterly trapped and alone at some point today -- until a bigger friend comes along to help you out of your jam! It's a really good time for you to step up and give them the thanks they deserve.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
