Aries (March 21 - April 19) A kitty project you started last week is still balled up in the corner. Take some time this afternoon to paw with your creation. You'll feel some much-needed relief when it's finished.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're one step ahead of the crowd today. If you play your cards right, that innovation might bring some good fortune. Tap into life's positive energy and reap the rewards.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll meet tons of new humans today. A dinner party will bring in flocks of them. Don't be afraid to mingle. Anyone who loves a classy kitty will find you irresistible.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Everything, even the sound of rustling leaves, will send you scampering to your favorite hiding spot. You're particularly paranoid today, but keep it all in perspective. Let the wind blow through your fur and forget about it.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Dump the bad attitude and don't be such a sourpuss today. Everything's going your way, so why glower? So what if you didn't get your way yesterday -- that's old news. Now's where it's at.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're a hedonist today. You'll abuse and take advantage of every pleasurable situation that comes your way -- if, of course, you can move. The gorging begins early; you'll be immobile until you wake from that food coma.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Today, the universe has provided a level playing field and it's every man -- or cat -- for himself. Realize that everyone, including your human, strives for happiness and health. Enrich yourself with those stable emotional relationships.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You have one thing on your mind: sleep. Luckily for you, the household has calmed down. Find your favorite sunny spot, stretch out and take a long, deep nap. Don't be surprised if you wake up -- disoriented -- after dark.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're the little busybody today, going through an uncharacteristically codependent streak. You want to take care of everything and everyone. Don't sell yourself out to please others.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Be careful where you bare those claws and definitely avoid pristine furniture. Find another, safer place -- such as your scratching post -- to expose your aggression. Otherwise, it won't be pretty.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Let that fur down and get groovy with the scene. Allow yourself to roam like Jack Kerouac. Don't assign any boundaries to your searching. Instead, sniff, touch and explore. Something wonderful is waiting.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Self-sufficiency won't solve your problems today. You're not one to ask for help, but bury your pride and accept a friendly hand. Capitalize on other minds to put this painful situation behind you.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
