Aries (March 21 - April 19) Slow down! You may be all fired up to rush to the door or get to the kibble dish first, but you're sure to trip over yourself if you go at full speed today! Things should pick up pretty early for you.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Are your friends fighting? You need to do something about it today, and thanks to your ability to soothe anger and make humans, kitties and other critters see the light, things should be peaceful soon.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're finding it harder than usual to deal with your favorite people today, mostly because they just don't seem able to understand you! Don't try harder -- just wait for a better time.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Try to think through that one big problem today -- especially if there is a social element involved. Your feline powers of analysis are stronger than you know, and it's likely that you can power through anything.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're feeling pretty low-key today, so don't push things too hard! Let the other kitties set the pace and tone of the games and activities -- and of course your humans are sure to set the schedule.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Help the humans as they clean up -- except when the vacuum comes out! Even if you know it's not going to eat you, its noise is still enough to drive you away for a good, long time.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Have you ever spent all day just lying around doing nothing? Of course you have -- it's your birthright! Today should be just like that, as long as you think you can get away with it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're in the know today, and your secret knowledge is working to your advantage in a big way. See if you can sneak past the humans or outfox a big dumb dog -- after all, how hard could it be?
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You need to fly solo today -- others are likely to drive you completely bats! If you've got no choice, try hard to be good, but if someone drives you over the edge, let them know!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You can communicate with your humans with ease today -- no matter where they are! Your ability to send out little reports while you're lazing around or stalking keeps them entertained.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Try to take care of the little stuff today -- though it might be hard for you to track it all down before the humans get back to you! If things are messy when they get back, they are sure to blame you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your social skills are sharper than usual today, and that could mean that you can make new inroads with that one critter -- or human -- who doesn't seem to get you. Purr up a storm!
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