Aries (March 21 - April 19) Well, you've never been known as a kitten who was vague about anything, and today is no exception. You've been given an extra dose of cattitude. Just keep a cat's eye on how you're coming across. Too much 'tude can lead to a cat fight in the flick of a whisker.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you're feeling a bit unsure of yourself today, it's because the moon is having its way with your emotions. Play in your own backyard this afternoon, and stick with things that make you happy -- a nice warm lap, perhaps? The insecurity will all wash away soon.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's a good thing you've got friends, because today they're going to come in handy. Your owners have gotten on your very last nerve with their ridiculous focus on your appearance. Stage a coup, and put those brushes where no humans can find them.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Home security is high on your agenda today. No more uninvited rodents! You know exactly where their point of entry is, so have a seat and wait for your first trespasser. Sooner or later, the word will get out that you're on the case.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) When it comes to getting your way, you're not shy about pushing your point across. You might need to speak up a bit though, because convincing your human to open the door at the crack of dawn might be a challenge. That's prime sleeping time for humans!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Today's the day you're going to figure out just how to get into that fish bowl. It's been so very fascinating for so many weeks, but it's more than just entertainment -- you must get to the bottom of it. Watch your step! There's a reason it's placed out of your reach.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) It's time to take action if you're ever going to secure that top spot in the kitty condo. You know what they say -- if you snooze, you lose -- and that's exactly what happened to your competition. She took advantage of that spot in a sunbeam and left the path open for you to climb to the top.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's always hard to be the new kitten on the block. Well, don't let it show. Strut your tail right past anything even close to being in your way, and boldly go where no new cat should dare. Claim your turf, but watch your back!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's time for an adventure! Today's a perfect day to get into a little trouble -- or perhaps get someone or something else into it. A simply fabulous ball of yarn has been reciting the most bewitching sonnets to you for the past few days. It's time to take that ball for a spin!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll do best today if you commit to a plan of action you've been thinking about lately. That dog needs to go, so saunter by him with every drop of 'come and get it' that you can muster. Once he's in a full-throttle chase, head for the Ming vase.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) As much as you dearly love your old toys, it's probably time to trade them in for newer models. Let go of the past and try something new for a change. Who knows? You may be in for a treat!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Today's the day that the tom down the street is going to get his tail thumped! The next time he opens his mouth with trumped-up bravado, jump in with all four paws and give him what he deserves!
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