Aries (March 21 - April 19) You want permanence when it comes to a home, but there are some obstacles. If you're being fostered, do what comes natural: Be agreeable and charming. You'll soon be safe and sound in a new basket.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You need to blow off some intense energy. Feel your own strength as you race around the dog run. Wear yourself out. Only then will you be able to spend time in human society.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Frisbee is not just a game, it's a mental exercise. Your owner has helped you cultivate qualities of deep focus. That kind of concentration is the hidden strength of your breed. Try to use it in other areas of your life.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may think your owner has no empathy if he's skimping on walks, but it's only a matter of practicality. Think of him as the captain of a ship who's stuck in the galley. Don't worry, you'll find charming his guests at a dinner party to be as much fun as a long walk.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) There's no point in advising you not to be greedy, because that's not in your lexicon. It's not a matter of right or wrong if human food is left under your nose -- but for your own well-being, don't overindulge.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're sometimes -- make that always -- hedonistic, but your owner says let's get down to practicalities. That's fine with you, because your philosophies turn out to be compatible. In his view an exercise regimen is work, but in yours, it's pure fun.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You have problems with associates underneath the surface. It could be fleas. Show gratitude when your owner bathes you and grooms you with a fine-toothed comb. It may not be fun now, but it'll certainly pay off soon.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) A night outing to the dog run is sometimes racy, especially under a full Moon. You and the other clandestine visitors are passionately inspired to romp under the night sky while others are sleeping. Keep the barking to a minimum.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner pampers you like a baby, so why shouldn't he look to baby-proofing to deal with your issues? A new lock on the trashcan lid is both inspired and practical. A baby gate could prove useful as well.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You think of your human as your partner in more ways than one. Not only is she faithful and conscientious, but she's a good provider. She takes care of the necessities, and you take care of safety and fun.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Someone has been telling stories from the past: one of your old relatives may have been an astronaut. That sounds strange, since you came from the pound, not NASA. It still makes for a good story.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You've had a bath and a haircut, and you're hearing beautiful words that sound like poetry. But your owner is a gifted intuitive. She saw your inner beauty shining before the trip to the groomer.
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