Aries (March 21 - April 19) When you were a puppy, training you was your owner's tireless aspiration. But being a creature of purely independent thought, you were more interested in action and exploring than sitting or fetching. Now that you're older, it's time to learn something new.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your subconscious is active when you have all day to yourself. You'll dream that all that glitters is not gold, but when you wake up, you're less philosophical. There will be no transcending your urges when it comes to reaching for the trash.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) A cold snap has you highly inspired. With your obvious joy and jovial racing around, you'll be good at making people laugh. But don't pull a Three Stooges maneuver: avoid head-butting another inspired dog who comes from the same angle.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You'll have a social- and private-life problem if you get into a dogfight. A pack mate may leave your precious sweater torn, but you're more interested in your place in the pecking order than your fashion status. Your owner has a different view.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're bothered by pettiness. Some creatures just won't share. You won't mince words when it comes to barking while another dog eats, but that won't help you fill your belly. For that you'll have to turn to your human.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You want to swim but can't take the plunge. Other dogs are having fun, but you can't seem to take the risk. Be daring. Stay focused on the stick and you'll find it easy to go with the flow.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) How did you incite such love from your humans? You're not intellectual enough to even wonder, but you do get that all responses are good. You don't need much insight to enjoy the wonderful feelings.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If you were human, your personal life would be influenced by philosophy. As it is, you do nothing but trust instincts and follow the wisdom of the elders. That's as deep as you need to get.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Admiration doesn't always lead to friendship. You admire the alpha dog, but his type of leadership doesn't inspire good feelings. When he is replaced, the unexpected happens: You're sad to see him go.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner is being idealistic when they leave laundry folded on the couch all day. It makes for an extra comfy nap when you're home alone. Just flash the puppy eyes; no one can stay mad at that.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your pack is a communion of dogs with values, whatever they may be. When new members are added, it's a good time to reorganize. Don't worry, you always do well in large groups.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You think the cat has no spiritual practice, but don't be righteous. Pay attention. What does she do with religiousness? She may be a Sun worshiper and she bows down to the carpet regularly, if only to scratch.
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