Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner is way behind! It's time to embrace the 21st century and buy a new computer. Don't let them spend all their time on email, though. Make sure the walk frequency remains the same.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Uh-oh, your owner has made another impulse buy. If it's for you, don't waste any time being subtle or cautious. Let your human know you want nothing to do with the item, no matter what the price tag.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner is being totally flirtatious. Are they a day late and a dollar short, or better late than never? The answer will come by the end of the day, so keep your ears and eyes open.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You finally get a small taste of freedom. Yep, you'll find out just how if feels to have no voices of authority. Not exactly as wild and exciting as you've always imagined it, but lots of fun just the same.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're not impressed with your owner's long lectures. Can't they talk to you in a tone of voice you can understand? All that blah blah blah is getting a bit much, but you'll have to sigh and put up with it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You have some work issues to address. You need to focus. Pretend you're a real shepherd, and stay alert. And if you're lucky enough to really be one, enjoy yourself.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're dual natured today. You want to experience new things, but you need the security of the tried and true. Go ahead and enjoy a new route or meet an unfamiliar dog, then retreat to your trusty basket.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Another dog does his business in an unusual way. You'll be taking a real gamble if you get close enough to see the details. Show the dog the kind of courtesy you would want yourself.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) A dogfight is in the scenario -- or not. You'll have a run in for sure, but the ultimate outcome is up to you. Watch how you deal with other dogs, and kow tow if you must.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You've given it plenty of thought, but still can't figure it out. How can you attract flighty creatures? You can't. Your best bet is the silent approach.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Stand back: The grill has been fired up. No matter the food source, you'll be getting a dog's share of the meal. Just hope for meat and not veggie kabobs.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner is busy and they can't give you the attention you deserve. Use that to your advantage. Don't be too specific when begging; who knows what you'll be absent-mindedly tossed.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
Fantasy baseball analyst Andy Behrens offers up a series of pickups to assist every manager, starting with a duo of Rockies ahead of a Colorado homestand.
