Aries (March 21 - April 19) Some subliminal heavy business seems to be ruling your humans. There's no way around it sometimes, but you can have some influence on which direction it takes. Keep them focused on reality.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's the best of times; it's the worst of times. Deep emotions are coming to the surface, at least for the human element of the doghouse. Unless begging counts, you're exempt.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Getting the ultimate doggy bag requires a bit more calculating than usual. It may seem a tad early, but the early bird gets the worm, or something along those lines.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Luckily for your human, no one is even thinking about signing legal documents today. That gets you off the hook. But now that your burden has been lifted, start thinking about tomorrow.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Plenty of people become self-centered right about now. That will place you in good company. Just hope they're not planning on being under the table with you tomorrow.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Humans are restless and so are you, but your reasons are very different. You're much easier to satisfy, even if what you want will take a day of waiting and some extra begging.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) All business is put on hold tomorrow, at least those in the human arena. You follow the opposite schedule, so enjoy some extra time with your owners.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're not the only one drawn to the kitchen. In fact, you may find quite a crowd. But you're the only one who thinks the smell is magnetic, so stake your place.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's hard for anyone to be shy, be they man or beast. You and your owners might hunker down together, but if they go the alternate route, demand to be brought along.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If you could be objective, you'd see that all the fuss was about friends and family. But with the food that's around, it's impossible not to be swayed in its favor. Join the crowd.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It's no time to be thinking of careers. If your owner wants to be useful, it will have to be in the social arena. And if they can cook, then they'll be in high demand. Be prepared to share them.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The good silver, the doormat, the cooking -- hmmm, something is amiss. It's all a bit fuzzy still, but rest assured you'll be in on the major event ahead.
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