Aries (March 21 - April 19) Make avoiding conflict, however passive, one of your goals. Admit it, sometimes taking your time is all about annoying your owner. Don't cut off your snout to spite your face. Getting a move on is not only being of service to your human, it's also doing one small thing to get fit.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's easy for you to fall hard for another dog, or even another human. In fact, love blossoms with just about any of your companions. The saving grace is that they're all just as easily replaced. The only one who simply can't be considered out of sight, out of mind is your owner. You pine away today.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's hard to imagine but even your insistent barking can go unnoticed every now and then. You can waste precious time on incredulity and even more on simply restating your case, or you can accept that even among pack mates, you sometimes get misunderstood. Choose the latter, even if it goes against your nature.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It turns out that you clean up nicely. You connect with others right and left once you get over the trauma of being groomed. If you can be even the tiniest bit analytical about it, you'll remember that at the outset instead of resisting to the death. But you won't. Sigh.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You've reassessed your strategy. You may be more conservative in your movements but you're just as effective. In fact, you're more so. Squirrels and cats are just the tip of the iceberg. The only one complaining, besides your prey, is whatever human is on the other end of the leash. For them, the sneak attack can be deadly.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It doesn't take much to organize your doghouse. The basket is basically the only piece of furniture you have to worry about. It's all the things you drag into it that really need your attention. It makes sense to return a few of them to their rightful owners.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) When it comes to who your owner talks to, you're as good a listener as any of the humans involved. And when you pick up on some questionable vibes, you don't wait for the bipeds to catch on. After all, the leash pulls in both directions, so assert yourself.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're an expert at keeping secrets if only because you have no way to spill the beans. You could lead a posse of riders to the fox, but that's not the kind of information your humans need from you. You're stuck watching as the play unfolds before your eyes and all you can do is sigh, or bark at best.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's difficult when the one leading the way is always the one who walks upright. They're so clueless that the mere idea of them being in charge seems all wrong. Remember that they can only be the boss of you if you let them. A bit of resistance goes a long way toward putting you in your rightful place of authority.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner may think you owe them some good behavior by accepting treats, but that just means they didn't do their research first. If they think you'll accept a biscuit and then sit down, they simply don't know how the entire thing is supposed to go. You have no problem gulping down the reward and then simply trotting away.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The divots are flying. The way you always cover your business first and ask questions later might be causing more problems than it's supposed to be fixing. Look to your human for your cues on what to do. They may just take care of the problem the way only someone with opposing thumbs can.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) When it comes to your owner, you don't care if you've fallen for the real thing or a grand illusion. Your human can do no wrong as far as you're concerned, and you just can't see the point in being too critical about it. Enjoy the infatuation phase, because it's the very foundation of the owner-pet relationship.
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