Aries (March 21 - April 19) The only way for a pioneer like you to work in groups is to be the leader. Your pack already has an alpha dog. The only way to achieve that goal is to find like-minded dogs and form a new pack.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Weirdness is out of place in your personality, but that's just how you're acting. Your normally conservative nature is involved in a power struggle with an outrageous and radical peer. Even you'll be surprised to find yourself begging for a bow in your fur.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're concerned with the amount of time your owner spends watching dog shows on TV. They could be very influenced by all the obedience they see. Don't worry, it's just for entertainment. Your own routines won't be radically changed.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You want your owner to shell out some money for new toys, but you're using the wrong approach. Try to go for intellect rather than emotion. Show them how worn out your squeaky toys actually are.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're working on a problem as if you're chewing on a bone. If you just can't come up with good solutions, find a different approach: think laterally. Perhaps the cat could be of some use after all.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're sick of the superior look on the cat's face. You wish she would offer constructive criticism instead of being just plain critical. Be open-minded about her attitude; she can't help her facial features.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your relationship with your owner is not exactly a romance; it's more of an intellectual connection. Your idea of a good time is combining strict commands with chasing the ball. It's a lot of work, but that's what makes it fun.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner has the urge to change the house in some way and the way they want to redecorate is radical. Be open to new ideas about bedding -- and couches -- or you'll have to find peace in your doghouse.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Dogs have their own methods of communication. When you leave your calling cards, it's about your identify, not an exchange of ideas. You need to meet face to face to connect that way.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If burying a bone in the yard is your only way to plan for the future, your plans may not go well. Another dog is onto you. Think about changing your approach or style to avoid his gaze. Either way, you'll have a bone to pick.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There's a new pet in your house and unfortunately for you, it's a cat. You don't know what all the excitement is about. The thought of a cat around day in, day out is not attractive. Give it a week or two before you etch your opinions in stone.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're no sage. When you daydream about the future, you tend to be unrealistic. That's what daydreaming is for, so give yourself a break. There's no harm in imagining riding sidekick in a fire truck or saving the world from suspicious packages.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
