Aries (March 21 - April 19) Some mornings your owner acts like they have all the time in the world. If you let them continue with their illusion, then you have no one to blame but yourself. A little accident is in order.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You can move between your dog and human worlds with ease. In fact, you owners looks to you for help when they don't have such an easy time of it. When another dog has them on edge, it's up to you to show everyone who's boss.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's your responsibility to get your point across. You and your human may have a close bond, but they can't be expected to read your mind. And with facial expressions as convincing as yours, there's no excuse to be misread.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Walks in the woods or long road trips, just you and your human -- making grand plans can be fun, but so can the small details of life in the doghouse. Focus on the issues under your nose and leave the horizon line for another day.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Is it all in your head, or have gestures of affection gotten more and more conservative lately? Greet your human with leaps and bounds the next time you see them, and then gauge the reception.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owners are working on big projects, and they need your help. In fact, they're begging for your cooperation. If you give it to them, you'll all have a great day. If not, only you will be in the doghouse.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Which is worse, that nagging voice in your head or a certain human droning on and on? Luckily, you don't have to choose between the two. The third option is the most appealing. Make your break early for a day of freedom.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You seem to have one good day after another. What's your secret? Your humans would love to know. You'd gladly tell all, but the message wouldn't get through to them. Just sigh and enjoy.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll have to gauge your human first thing in the morning. Are they your best friend today or on another authority trip? Read all the little details before pulling on the leash or rushing forward.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It only takes minimal research to reveal your humans' dastardly plans. If it's something simple, give them a pass. But if it has to do with long-distance trips while you stay home -- they're grounded.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Whether you're a country dog or a city dog, it pays to stay underground. Be clandestine when it comes to your business. Cover all the details. Be so thorough that any dog who comes after you won't even know you were there.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You get to be astute, in your own special way. You may not know anything about facts or analysis, but you can put two and two together whenever your human is involved. The rest someone else can figure out later.
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