Aries (March 21 - April 19) You don't need to slow down for a change. In fact, you're almost too lethargic. Luckily you don't need much to jump start your drive for success. A promise of walks or the smell of a biscuit is just about all it takes.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owner's plans aren't as firm as they're making them out to be. They could be persuaded to take a personal day without much imagination or effort on your part. Be their perfect excuse.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) So far you've managed to excel in all the ways that really matter to a dog. But you can't expect to shine in every single category. Prepare to be outdone or held back in some business involving other dogs today.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It's an all or nothing kind of day. When it comes to being loving and devoted, you're an absolute champ. But when it comes to behaving, well, you won't win best in show. And as for the gray area, there just isn't any.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Strutting your ego is just the tip of the iceberg. Even if you don't cross paths with a single dog, you still wouldn't trade your daily jaunt for a stint in the yard. Make it clear you don't consider that an outing.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Every day is a good day, but today you should set your sites on more than just day-to-day fun. Aim high. Even romance isn't out of the question. In fact, it's a healthy ambition.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You don't know anything about being depressed. When you start to sense old issues, you just get your fur up and act overly protective. But your humans handle things differently. Show them some extra love today.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You'll want to go one way and your owner another, and you know who's in charge of the leash. You need to do more than hope your human is in a good mood. Make sure they are by being your most endearing self.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You know all about getting what you want. Even when you're begging, you're taking the most direct route from point A to point B. When you feel the urge for lunch, make yourself at home in the kitchen.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Why is your owner working so hard for recognition from other humans, when you're already giving them all the kudos they should need? Maybe opposing thumbs isn't the only issue after all, but don't let it all make you feel slighted.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Sure, you'll probably never get out the door just by barking at it, but it can't hurt to try. You have nothing better to do and certainly nothing to lose. Go ahead, rail against it all day long if there's no one around to discipline you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) 'No pain, no gain' only applies to humans. You'll keep getting more and more biscuits simply by being on your owner's good side. It pays to have friends in high places. Now that one works in both worlds.
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