Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owners were over the top even by your standards. You never thought you'd see them getting as emotional as they did last night. At least no one needs to let it all out today. On the other hand, there's not much else going on, either. Prepare for a whole lot of inactivity today.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Things around the doghouse seem as safe and secure as ever. That's both a relief and a surprise. After the last few days, you need to make the rounds again and again to finally tell yourself everything is okay. Once you do, though, enjoy some well-deserved contentment.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your humans have proven themselves to be anything but cheap over the last few days. Now it's up to you to pull their focus away from all of their possessions. The emphasis may have to be on the word 'pull'. Luckily, that's right up your alley.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Things in the doghouse have doubled recently. That means the space has been halved. You can hardly be blamed for finding refuge on the couch or even the bed. And with so much stuff around, the spotlight is hardly on you anyway. Go ahead and jump.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You wish you hadn't seen your humans behaving the way they did last night. You never knew they could be such animals. It doesn't hurt their pride, though, so don't waste too much of your own emotional energy feeling embarrassed for them.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) The family gatherings are gone but not forgotten, especially with the doghouse in the shape it's in. There's nothing you can do to help take care of the mess except stay out from underfoot. That means conditions are right to slip away unnoticed and enjoy some alone time.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've completely lost any sense of routine over the course of the last few weeks. You won't be getting back to it any time soon, either. Don't fret, though. Enjoy the laissez-faire lifestyle while you can because it comes with benefits. Access to the couch is but one of them.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The deep conversations and wild activities seem to have subsided. Your humans are like animals laying around the zoo, lost in their own reverie. You can get caught up in your own dreams or let yourself go for a walk out on your own. No one will notice either way.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The energy levels around the doghouse are suddenly different than they have been for the last few weeks. Your own energy level, on the other hand, is as constant as ever. The situation may not be ideal but it shouldn't be hard to make the most of it without being too much of a bother.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) There's nowhere you want to be but home. The cherry on top is that all your humans are there with you. If it's possible to be any happier than you are on a daily basis, today's the day. Enjoy the extreme levels of good energy today.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You have no trouble sorting out your feelings, which is a good thing because they're the only things organized in the doghouse today. As usual, you know just what you want and when you want it. The debris around you is no deterrent.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The past few days have been a lot of fun. The only way you're sure it wasn't all just a dream is the state of the doghouse. Exactly why your humans behaved the way they did will remain a mystery, but whatever the cause, you certainly appreciated it.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
