Aries (March 21 - April 19) The fence is a real problem. As much as you dig, you don't get anywhere. Don't do anything different, though; you'll soon be deep enough to go under.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Tell your problems to your friends -- they will be compassionate. If you're stuck in the yard, let out a long howl. You'll soon be singing in a canine chorus.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your former career leads to some misunderstandings with your new owner. You used to be praised for being a guard dog, but now all your barking is frowned upon. Let your new human set the tone.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner gives you a soup bone, and you're lost to the world. It's a good way to spend the day. You won't even notice when your human leaves for work or when the mail drops through the slot.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your owner wishes you wouldn't fly off the handle when the doorbell rings, but he doesn't understand that you're not reacting emotionally. You're just doing your job.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You want to pull on the leash, while others want to move at their own pace. You'll all need to respect each other's opinions if you don't want your walk to turn into a tug-of-war.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) There's too much duality in your relationship with your owner. Your human is a couch potato who doesn't like spending too much on the go, and you want to be out and about all day. The fenced yard is the perfect compromise.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Reality and fantasy interface today. The cat is a fierce lion and then she's the wildebeest. You could keep each other occupied for hours, which comes in handy when you have the whole day to yourselves.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll have a hard time getting revved up to start the day. It's hard just getting your paws off the couch and onto the ground. Give yourself the day off. You can't watch soap operas, but lounging on the sofa will be just as satisfying.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner is reading 'Cujo' and looking at your sideways. You don't know anything about creative writing or art, but you are intuitive about your owner's feelings. Be your affectionate self to keep her feeling good about you.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner's credit card is maxed out and she has piles of bills due. Something has to give. On the bright side: fewer vacations for her means less time at the boarder for you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You wish your owner would treat you as well as he treats himself. If you were in charge in the kitchen, you would lavish yourself -- and others -- with the same food. Humans think differently when it comes to who's seated at the dinner table.
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