Aries (March 21 - April 19) Watch the aggression levels of other dogs. Things could get out of hand in a hurry, so keep your paw on the pulse. If you're not comfortable, simply leave the park.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Dogs have deep and lasting relationships, even marriages. Just because they're not acknowledged doesn't mean they're not legitimate. So when you see that certain sweetie, be public about your deep emotions.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Oh no. More calculating. Your owner is short on cash and you're the one feeling the pain. There are worse things than inferior chow, so focus on having a roof over your doghouse.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Feeling indecisive? Err on the side of caution. You don't need to feel emotional intensity and upheaval to avoid the dog park. All you need is a whiff of fear.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Go ahead, be self indulgent. That means acting out your fantasies and ignoring the real world. Plotters around every imaginary corner are begging for your attention.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Are you feeling intellectually curious, or are you just feeling restless? Whatever the answer, the effect is the same. You'll be doing some research, the way only a dog can.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner's business is your business, as far as you're concerned. You're certain you know what's in their pockets, so go in deep, with or without their permission.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Radiating power and confidence won't get you the biscuits. For that, you need to make your human feel like the one with strength and self-assurance. Do some sitting.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The only time you understand the big, internal picture is when you're dreaming. That's as it should be. If you were meant to navel gaze, you would have been born a cat.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) There's just no time for introspection. With power changing paws throughout the day, if you spend any time in thought, you'll end up the underdog. Stay on high alert.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If your owner is suddenly less interested in career, then you get to step in to fill the vacuum. That makes both of you feel socially useful, so put in some overtime.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Suddenly everything and everyone makes you jump. No, you haven't switched breeds, but something is definitely different. If you can't put your paw on it, stay in the basket.
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