Aries (March 21 - April 19) Cooking is not your favorite of your owner's hobbies but it's a close second. Not because of the time underfoot in the kitchen, but because of the table scraps, of course. Prepare to be disappointed. Your human is doing a bit of culinary experimenting.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you're bored with all of your chew toys, other things around the house might start making you salivate. But don't expect a good response back from your humans if you decide to take matters into your own teeth. Be a good dog instead.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) The dogs in your pack couldn't be any less adaptable. With everyone insisting on their own way, being at the park isn't on your list of things to do today. Have fun giving it a wide berth.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) The spotlight isn't exactly on you. But even though you're behind a closed door, it's still a good day to be assertive. Combine your high energy and full-on emotions to bark for all you're worth.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're happiest when you're controlled by an alpha. Whether they walk on two legs or four isn't as important as whether they keep you on a short or a long leash. Enjoy the perfect length today.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Everyone needs to rely on their friends for support every now and then, even your human. When they look to you, you'll know just how to give them the love and devotion they need. Recognizing just when they need it is your trick of the day.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're only flexible to a point. As in, you're perfectly happy with either friends, or family. But when you're with total strangers, you dig in your paws and refuse to budge. You'll be a stick in the mud today.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You may or may not be a shepherd, but you definitely don't have a flock to tend. No one wants to be corralled into a pen anyway, so try not to control other dogs. Leave that for the alpha.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Don't start questioning your friendships just because your energy levels are different. Going your own way one day doesn't mean you can't meet up once you're on the same wavelength again. Follow your mood.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You get to witness a metamorphosis, of sorts. Your human will turn into a social butterfly right before your eyes. Don't take it personally. You'll get your one-on-one attention after it's over.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your human can stick to a routine when it has to do with health issues, like eating well or getting exercise. But when it comes to fun, it's somewhat sporadic. Work on getting your walks reclassified as exercise.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You'll face a tough audience. No matter how entertaining you think you are, the biscuits just aren't forthcoming. What's missing is your act is love, so save it for your humans.
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