Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your humans are taking out screwdrivers and scratching their heads. Watch for frustration. You'll help others if you do as little as possible and lie low for a bit.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It will take a more practical mystic to clean up after your owners today. But they're riding an emotional wave, so it will be a good time for you to implement some far-out ideas.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your humans have been feeling very festive lately, and some of them may wake up thinking things are a bit too blurry today. So keep the barking to a minimum, and communicate another day.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If your owners are spending time at home, there will be plenty of walks -- and naps. Be prepared for your body and your mind to wander. It's a good way to spend the day -- that's your philosophy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) This little human went to market, this little human stayed home. Others may react emotionally after a trip to the mall. Someone says 'all the glitters is not gold,' but you could have told them that already.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) This is a time of year when all humans feel some extra stress. It might be a good idea for you to lie low for a while and know that things will be back to normal soon. Offer support where you can.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Lately there's been too many things on the go. Today your humans seem able to appreciate the better, simpler things in life. Of course, you're counted as one of the family, and you'll benefit from their down time.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Yesterday brought out the romance and creativity in your owners. They may even have given you some new clothes. What to do with them is a mystery soon solved. Use your hidden talents to add them to your dog bed.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Today your owners can't seem to get revved up to start the day. They sit around listening to others reminisce about the past when they could be out walking. You're on your own. If the door is opened but a crack, you'll be out like an arrow flying into the abyss.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The kids in your house are creating a lot of music and art. It doesn't take a psychotherapist presenting inkblots to know they're feeling good. But they need exercise too, and you'll be only too glad to help.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You owner wishes she had listened to the advice not to overspend, but it's too late now. Decide to be compassionate, even though you have no idea what the issues are.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Yesterday was a high energy day, but people were walking in another world. Today your humans are back down to earth. You watched them lavish treats on each other; it's your turn to lavish treats on yourself.
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