Aries (March 21 - April 19) You prefer to wear a necklace, but you're stuck with a stud collar. Such is the life of a misunderstood dog. You may not be comfortable with the image you project, but those worthwhile will see through it.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Those sensitive, brooding types really push your buttons, especially if they walk upright. But before you pounce, consider this: their deep emotions may be hiding a pocketful of liver treats.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Don't just charge into any open field. Take things a bit slower. There's plenty of information you're missing, on the wind, against the trees and on every blade of grass.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Does the phrase 'He who hesitates is lost' apply to dogs? Hmmm, you may find out. Emotional intensity leads to the fight, flight or be eaten response, just so you know.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're usually too intuitive to be taken in, but when treats are involved, you'll get trapped. If a 'Here dog' doesn't do the trick, be prepared for an irresistible odor to waft your way.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're intellectually curious today. Sure, you're being pulled by a leash, but it's not the one your owner is holding. Something has you following its lead, and nothing can keep you from getting to the bottom of it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) It's time for some changes. If disrupting your owner's meal is what it takes to get your fair share, then that's just what you'll have to do. And if they consider that selfish, they can imagine how you feel.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) People are drawn to you, or at least to your end of the leash. Every walk is a test of strength today, and you win, paws down. Tomorrow, let your owner win.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're not the only one feeling grumpy and glum. If you and your owner are both moody and slow, why waste time figuring out why? Stay in the doghouse together and share the couch.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's amazing how you can feel so tied down, then suddenly so detached. It's a slip your collar kind of day, so make the most of it. It's not every walk that you get this kind of latitude.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) What's the walk about, examination or advancement? Be in charge. If you want to analyze every leaf, then set a different kind of pace if you want to make tracks.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're wearing a big old T-shirt that says, 'Let me be your doormat,' and dogs aren't even supposed to enjoy clothes. Why are you so agreeable? Put your paw down, show your teeth -- you pick the pose.
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