Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'll get to see your human in action. Have they learned a trick or two from you? Whoever their teacher is, they're being as charming as they need to be to get what they want. Enjoy the show.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You've got to come up with a plan. Your human is spending way too much time with coworkers and not enough with you. Keep them in the doghouse by hook or by crook.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) How can you rouse your human into action? Start by simple begging, then escalate to whining. Can you see the pattern yet? Don't give up until you get your way. Be nothing short of overwhelming.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're too busy dealing with domestic issues to care much about your packmates today. In fact, the park is but a distant memory. You and your thoughts can return once things are going more smoothly around the doghouse.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) If you had to sum up all that's bothering you about your human lately, it would be a simple equation: too much computer and not enough action equals a dull dog. Don't wait for things to change. It's time to take matters into your own paws.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You just can't get your humans' attention. No matter how big a splash you make, they're focused on something else. Give up for now, because the subject is deep and meaningful to them.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You'll learn a very human lesson today. Namely, you're responsible for your own happiness. Once you tuck that thought under your collar, you'll have one super day.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You have plenty of time for all things passive. Thinking is just one of them. Daydreaming, watching, waiting -- all qualify as slothful activities. So does renewing your energy for tomorrow.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You get that it's wrong. But in all fairness, if you don't beg, how is your human supposed to know what you want? If you haven't thought out all aspects of that question, then gnaw on it for the day.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You've forgotten all the cardinal rules of being a good dog. If it's not jumping up, it's barking hysterically. Whatever your misdeeds, it's not a good day to beg for table scraps.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Don't sit back and watch your human suffer through personal issues. Connect, even when they seem distant. The less aloof you are, the less aloof they will be.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) There is no way on this earth that your human will be allowed to forget this particular debt. You'll think all day long about the walk that's owed you. Don't hesitate to remind them.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
